GOD identified....

[Doug]

A little boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?" His mother says," God is both male and female." The little boy is still confused and asks his mother, "Is God black or white?" His mother says, "God is both black and white." The confused little boy asks again, "Is God gay or straight?" The mother replies, "God is both gay and straight!" The little boy is really confused and asks his mother, "Is God Michael Jackson?"

 

[Teddykgb]

rob funk has a strict policy on jokes 3yrs and older (see gj) seeing how this one is 10yrs + you might be banned.

 

[Rambo]

 

[Doug]

Sorry, new to me !

 

[steaktartar]

DOUG, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[Teddykgb]

Sorry, new to me !

do you live under a rock and come out once every 10yrs for food and water?

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

doug, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

+1

 

[Teddykgb]

HEY DOUG...you'll love these new jokes

im sure you've never heard these ones.

#1 knock knock (now you ask me who's there)

#2 why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[mlfp]

I got one, what's red and white and gay as fuck?

...

Give up?

Teddy.

 

[Teddykgb]

I got one, what's red and white and gay as fuck?

...

Give up?

Teddy.

before I go ape shit here let me ask you a question...is the answer to your joke Teddy or are you asking if I being Teddy give up? careful how you answer it might be your last....like evil knevil said to jim rome......do you know who I am????

 

[steaktartar]

....like evil knevil said to jim rome......do you know who I am????



lol

 

[MikeB]

DOUG, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Nice usage.

 

[mlfp]

before I go ape shit here let me ask you a question...is the answer to your joke Teddy or are you asking if I being Teddy give up? careful how you answer it might be your last....like evil knevil said to jim rome......do you know who I am????

That's the answer.

 

[FuriousDrew]

DOUG, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Ayoooooooooooooooooo

Like how its made its way into the main rotation.

 

[steaktartar]

Ayoooooooooooooooooo

Like how its made its way into the main rotation.

ope:

 

[eoghater]